{"id":33,"date":"2007-09-16T09:09:28","date_gmt":"2007-09-16T17:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thomashahn.is-a-geek.com\/wordpress\/?p=33"},"modified":"2007-09-29T10:19:41","modified_gmt":"2007-09-29T18:19:41","slug":"im-a-dunkin-man-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a dunkin&#8217; man myself."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a little bit from my time at RIT. The security officers at RIT, &#8220;Campus Safety&#8221;, were a joke. I think this bit, recorded by someone with a police scanner, speaks for itself: <a href=\"http:\/\/thomashahn.is-a-geek.com\/donuts.wav.wav\">Mmm, Donut<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a little bit from my time at RIT. The security officers at RIT, &#8220;Campus Safety&#8221;, were a joke. I think this bit, recorded by someone with a police scanner, speaks for itself: Mmm, Donut<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gauntletwizard.net\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}